I have an uncle fisherman, a very hard work, he throws out in the open sea and wait for the networks.
Once I asked him how he knew that at that point he would catch more fish rather than somewhere else. He said while talking to current times of mating, the seabed and so much ass, but that essentially no fish are highly intelligent and not very difficult then, with a little 'of experience dropping them into his own net.
you want to put a stop outside a university faculty, wait time at the end of the lesson and get on that bus if to check the tickets you are sure that receipts will wave yellow as small tropical fish. The same thing you can do the output of a factory, or more simply the exit of a shopping center that does the Christmas promotions!
So you can put in random as a fisherman on Sunday to try to catch some little fish trying to throw the hook here and there, or you can arrange with the deep-sea fishing and going to throw the network where you know that fish are many and all good for cook over low heat, enjoying the odorino cooking, waiting for the dish will be served directly in the hands without much effort!
Take a bus, and instead of driving it ad un autista, si mette alla guida un capitano d'esperienza nella pesca grossa, un controllore, uno di quelli che conoscono le correnti e i fondali migliori, di quelli che sanno quando calare le reti e sopratutto sanno come comandare una nave quando il mare è in burrasca!
Poi si sceglie l'equipaggio, uomini fidati, senza scrupoli, gente che conosce il mare, gente che sa affrontare la tempesta come chiunque di noi attraverserebbe il salotto di casa.
Si parte....
Si gira senza numeri di linea, si scruta l'orizzonte e ci si dirige nelle zone più "pescose"....
Una volta battezzato il fondale migliore, si accende il cartello con numero e destinazione e si effettua la fermata regolare, come un autobus normale!
The pescioloni go up, sit down and wait, you wait for the right moment, just long enough to avoid the "I just went up!" and "I was going to do!", then we leave, who a moment before was your traveling companions, a moment later I'm the worst thing that can happen on a bus.
are controllers on the bus there are only abusive and no one is in a hurry!
Every now falls in the network protected species of fish subscribers, but for them no problem, they are freed from the net and you sit on a bus that follows the original one, with apologies for the inconvenience!
're trapped, pesciolone has fallen into the network, no Samaritan, no abbonato, nessun orario da rispettare, solo una questione tra controllori e abusivi!
Adesso però non mi fate gli ambientalisti e non me la menate con la "questione morale". Hanno preso un autobus? Erano senza biglietto?
Cosa cambia se sono stati presi a "campione" oppure li sono andati a cercare ?
Sempre abusivi sono e sempre 40 euro devono pagare!
Cosa credete, che le scatolette di tonno crescano sugli alberi?
Certo c'è anche il pesce d'allevamento, ma pensate mai che qualcuno si metta a crescere abusivi in un capannone, in attesa che diventino maturi, pronti per essere messi in pasto ai controllori?
Non diciamo cazzate!
Non lo so ragazzi, ma io sono per il romanticismo fisherman sitting on the dock, with a barrel bamboo in his hand and the setting sun as a backdrop, I do not see us on a trap to sail the seas!
But I love spaghetti with tuna, spaghetti than 5 minutes to prepare when you're in a hurry ... two cans of tuna, a bit 'of sugazza, 200 grams of spaghetti, capers and a 5 ... to Alice ... mhm Now ask me if I give a damn about the tuna and tuna?
am of the opinion that with a bamboo cane do not draw a brown, but like the picture at all and then it's fine, but stay tuned because spin traps in the city controller and I came ... feel like spaghetti with tuna!
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