Difference Between Maizemeal Cornmeal

controllers in their small s'incazzano


A man is sitting in the bus and keep your feet flat on the seat opposite. At one point the salt controller to check the tickets, and when he sees it says
- Excuse me, but she also brings home the feet on the seat?
- No. .. and she also a casa timbra i biglietti?

Una signora arriva ad una fermata dell'autobus e chiede ad un controllore che sosta nei pressi:
- Scusi, passa di qui il ventotto?
Il controllore prende in mano la sua agenda, la consulta e dice:
- No, il ventotto sono a casa di riposo !

Tre borseggiatori salgono su un autobus e gridano:
-Fermi tutti!! questa è una rapina!
Allora una signora si alza, da una borsettata in testa a uno dei tre e dice:
-Disgraziato!!! Mi sembrava il controllore!!

By bus controller:
-tickets Please!
A man with a chicken in a cage, the card performs.
The Controller:
-And the chicken?
Why does the chicken-paying? replied the man.
-Sure! pays for itself whether it is alive is not dead!
The man takes the necks.
-Now, is dead does not pay!
more later another man with a parrot in a cage.
The Controller:
-tickets Please
The parrot: `
-Pasca nu `do` or `pays` or `Strunz ticket!

In Rome, in a bus, a guy yells to the controller:
-Aohoo!, But when part of 'I'm toilet? "
And the controller:
-When he fills de assholes "

Four controllers in the car during the night shift are approaching a prostitute stops at the bus stop:
-How do you want?
-40 front, 100 back!
From a back seat driver:
-Why we must pay more?

four controllers in the car during the night shift are approaching a prostitute stops at the bus stop:
-How do you want?
-40 €!
From a back seat driver:
"If we pay now cheaper?

four controllers in the car during the night shift are approaching a prostitute stops at the bus stop:
-How do you want?
-40 €!
From a back seat driver:
-If you do not pay immediately I get something at home?

-This biglietto è pluritimbrato!
-Si vede che l'ho pagato di più!
Aldo, Giovanni & Giacomo (Tre uomini e una gamba, 1997 )

Controllore puzzi di sudore!
anonimo ult ras

Caro controllore non t'incazzare...fatti una risata!