1 - My wife is having labor pains. We have to go to the hospital fast!
2 - A friend of my father owns the train!
3 - I can not hear you! The noise of the train is up! ... Sooo?!?
4 - He is a disabled person and I am his companion!
5 - I'm the new Prime Minister! Free trip!
6 - It 's okay! I am the listing!
7 - I'm sorry! I have two broken arms! I can not give the ticket!
8 - ......
9 - Ticket? I thought the students could run free?
10 - Why not have ticket? It 's a long story but I want to tell you. I was only seven when my father died and my mother has been a long time before ...
In short, you must always have a good excuse to tell, of course you have to make it credible, otherwise it becomes a simple "stacchetto" comedian.
There is an old trick I often use the little boys, give the name of a classmate holder yearly subscription so that even if the controller decides to do a test, everything would be quite truthful.
Unfortunately, as I said before is an old trick , so old now that the controller expects it 9 times out of 10, and even if a boy really has forgotten the pass at home, however the controller will doubt!
Apart from that it all may seem like a prank, but the declaration of generalities and false impersonation is still a crime, I saw many parents use the money provided to give a new scooter with his son to pay for the options of the new Mercedes their lawyer, but these subtleties are, unfortunately, that the boys are never abusive in mind when faced with a controller.
The fact is that everyone thinks they give a controller and a walk, sometimes it is so, but many times you have to be really good.
So the demand for a ticket to the show immediately cinnazzo naive certainty, tell you what it's called in that its membership has remained in the school bag and that makes it available to take the penalty, so he already knows enough to pay 4 € within 5 days and does not pay 40 €. Hmm ...
the controller is not convinced, or rather, does not trust a priori, however, and asks a document, or something with his name on it just to confirm the data you are giving.
The boy continues to deny the presence of a document and opens his wallet to show he has nothing! Unfortunately
watchful eye and expert controller does not escape the presence of a social security number, not a real document, but rightly prorpio by a 14 year old can not claim an identity card.
"He shows me please what tax code?"
"Not mine, my brother!"
"Excuse me, but she runs with her brother's wallet?"
"I made this morning by mistake!"
"He shows me kindly, however, that document?
The boy pulls out his wallet from the tax code and puts it in the hands of the controller.
" Excuse me, but if the tax code and why his brother has a different last name? "
"We are children of two different fathers!" Now
controller should not ever enter the personal abuse, but enters into a parent who finds herself with a child full of complaints in 14 years with an excuse why he wanted to avoid trivial to pay 40 €.
"Excuse me but prorpio sure your name is so and wrote this up here is not she?"
"Yes, very sure!"
Now you tell me what he should do the controller to the data reported to believe it, or expose the young to the declaration of false information?
The controller makes a last attempt, since she goes to you, a bit 'to create confidence, a bit' to generate a form of authority mixed with psychological terror ...
"Excuse me, but I to the history of the portfolio of your brother, son of second marriage ... I do not believe it if you want to write the name that you're saying, but a moment later I feel obliged to call the policeman to report them, tell me What should I to do? "The young man hesitated
, is not convinced, or rather is still convinced that his trick is innovative and infallible, and continues to insist that the name of the controller is said to voice his real name.
" I have to get off! "
" Okay we go! "
controller in his hand the tax code of" brother "and could fall, the Cinna would not be escaped leaves in the hands, you could get off safely, but a fall while the two ' friend greets him of abuse, calling him by name, of course, with the last name written on the tax code.
The two are at the bus stop, and the controller makes a last attempt
... "Then I have to write that name on the minutes?"
"What I said!"
"Luca (name) , your friend called you by name, the excuse does not hold anymore, we want to continue?"
"That bitch, I did find out!"
I do not go well, but the young man has candidly admitted that other controllers do the trick worked, I admit there are abusive stoned, but there are also inspectors stoned, but especially the game is so old that now is the time to invent something new and more fun, as did the German comedian Kesslers Knigge.
In fact now no one invents excuses funny, or are we to the point that controllore ne ha sentite cosi tante che non ti da neanche il tempo di raccontarla, tanto ormai, che sei un abusivo, che sei uno che ci sta provando e che di fare il biglietto non ne hai mai avuto voglia si vede lontano un chilometro e il giochino non funziona più!
Quello che non capirò mai è perchè uno che comunque commette un reato amministrativo , la multa, preferisca commettere anche dei reati penali per evitare di pagare 40 euro, poi detto fra noi, finché lo fa un ragazzino ci sta anche, ma quando lo vedi fare da un maggiorenne, da un padre di famiglia o dalla casalinga questo ti da molto da riflettere!
Vabbè...fermiamoci qui, altrimenti risulterei ripetitivo, facciamoci una grassa risata e non pensiamoci Moreover, today I want to make me laugh and not think of anything else, tomorrow perhaps the controller could be much more bitchin 'and get you really in a classroom court. But not because of malice, just to see what excuse you would know invented somewhere in case there is a blog of the court, and if you find a chicken and always nice to share it with other bloggers!
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